Mama's Randomness

I am the crunchy, AP mama of two amazing little boys. I am the writer of the blog Render Me Mama. Also: one of the slightly warped minds behind the blog Stuff That is Bullshit and the Twitter Name FoulMouthedMama. Hold on to your britches and take a peek inside my brain.

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8 months ago

Best breakfast invention since bacon. (Taken with Instagram)

Best breakfast invention since bacon. (Taken with Instagram)

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8 months ago | Tags: cloudporn

Carpool line #CloudPorn (Taken with Instagram)

Carpool line #CloudPorn (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago | Notes: 1

This car has an ass mustache.. (Taken with Instagram)

This car has an ass mustache.. (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

Brownie as big as mai face? Yes please! (Taken with Instagram)

Brownie as big as mai face? Yes please! (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

Im having fancy milk with my grilled cheese and ham. (Taken with Instagram)

Im having fancy milk with my grilled cheese and ham. (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

Froot schmoops FTW. (Taken with Instagram)

Froot schmoops FTW. (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

It’s been almost a week and I still love my new hair. Why didn’t I chop it off years ago? (Taken with Instagram)

It’s been almost a week and I still love my new hair. Why didn’t I chop it off years ago? (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

K found a Christmas book. He is needy excited. This is gonna be EPIC. (Taken with Instagram)

K found a Christmas book. He is needy excited. This is gonna be EPIC. (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago

After playing in the rain with my boys. <3 (Taken with Instagram)

After playing in the rain with my boys. <3 (Taken with Instagram)

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9 months ago | Tags: shutupimawesome

Orange headband and a purple shirt. Oops. #ShutUpImAwesome (Taken with Instagram)

Orange headband and a purple shirt. Oops. #ShutUpImAwesome (Taken with Instagram)